Self Hpel

October 15th, 2005

Dionne’s Healthy Responses to Negative Energisation
Lachrymose or bellicose behavioral choices actually promote negative energisation, and these all-too-common response modes are not only unsightly, but alienating and distressing for the guy who fucked your girlfriend. The best way to handle feelings of gut-wrenching anguish, bile-spewing rage or even just everyday weltschmerz can be followed in four easy steps:
* Don whimsical headgear: for instance, a fez, or a jester’s cap.
* Chortle merrily.
* Emit a pink-colored, sweet-smelling gas from your tummy-button whlist playing “Edelweiss” on a litle music box made of bluebirds and fairy plops.