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bumper honk
July 3rd, 2007
Today I invented a list of pretend bumper stickers, although I can’t take credit for “Honk” and “Baby”, and “Mewl” is a private joke for a chum.
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Skid if you’re a flid
Do a 180 degree turn in the road using forward and reverse gears if you trim your toenails with garden shears
Inflate your airbag if you’re married to an old hag
Fumble in the glove compartment if you’re crap in the bed department
Cop me a feel if you’ve sold your spare wheel
etc etc etc
Make a crap joke if you’ve just done a boak.
(Via the medium of honking your horn in Morse code.)
I like this one. It’s more my style.
Slam on your brakes, if your pants are full of snakes.
Honk your horn, if you’re addicted to porn.
Honk your horn, if you wish you’d never been born.
I could go on.
Perhaps not.
Deacon, that’s a rap. You’re the next Sid Snot.