Comments on: bumper honk

By: Rosy

Rosy — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 15:27:56 +0000

Deacon, that’s a rap. You’re the next Sid Snot.

By: Deacon Gusset

Deacon Gusset — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:23:01 +0000

I like this one. It’s more my style.
Slam on your brakes, if your pants are full of snakes.
Honk your horn, if you’re addicted to porn.
Honk your horn, if you wish you’d never been born.
I could go on.
Perhaps not.

By: Matt

Matt — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 22:39:01 +0000

(Via the medium of honking your horn in Morse code.)

By: Matt

Matt — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 22:38:07 +0000

Make a crap joke if you’ve just done a boak.

By: Rospa

Rospa — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 11:41:45 +0000

Skid if you’re a flid
Do a 180 degree turn in the road using forward and reverse gears if you trim your toenails with garden shears
Inflate your airbag if you’re married to an old hag
Fumble in the glove compartment if you’re crap in the bed department
Cop me a feel if you’ve sold your spare wheel
etc etc etc