octobre 15, 2005
Self Hpel
Dionne’s Healthy Responses to Negative Energisation
Lachrymose or bellicose behavioral choices actually promote negative energisation, and these all-too-common response modes are not only unsightly, but alienating and distressing for the guy who fucked your girlfriend. The best way to handle feelings of gut-wrenching anguish, bile-spewing rage or even just everyday weltschmerz can be followed in four easy steps:
* Don whimsical headgear: for instance, a fez, or a jester’s cap.
* Chortle merrily.
* Emit a pink-colored, sweet-smelling gas from your tummy-button whlist playing “Edelweiss” on a litle music box made of bluebirds and fairy plops.
The tummy-button gas would need to smell sweet if it were to counter the stench from the music box, what with fairy plops being made up of badly digested barley grain cakes, heather stalks and a variety of root plants.
What? You don't believe me? Suza says it's true, right here:
http://myth.com/mythhtmlsite/suzas_journal/suzasuniquejournal.html
Suza appears not to have updated her blog for 3 years, however. Perhaps she fell down in a ring of mushrooms and disappeared. Up her own arse!!!1
Posted by: nickunt at octobre 21, 2005 12:35 PM