Now this is a story all about how
My life got flip turned upside down
Now I'd like to take a minute, to spit some rhymes
About how I went outside and I was quite some time.
In Victorian England, born and raised
In the Dragoons was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' with a whore
Earnin' a medal in the Boer War
When a couple of guys tracked me down in India
And suggested I accompany them somewhere windier.
I had a gimpy leg, but a stiff upper lip
So I said "Yo, Scotty, count me in on this trip!"
WHO AM I?
This rap is dedicated to Mama Rockets
Posted by rosy at février 23, 2006 11:59 PM | TrackBackEasy - The illigitimate child of Captain Lawrence Oates and Will Smith :P
Posted by: Paul at février 24, 2006 01:31 AMOddly enough, the illegitimate child of L E G Oates (a boy in this version) would have been rosyrockets' stepgrandfather-in-law if he hadn't been killed by a falling elm tree.
Posted by: Mumchance at février 24, 2006 10:32 AM