It's my 30th birthday party on April 1st. I'll be celebrating in Cambridge, within crawling distance of my house.
* Live Music
* Tombola
* Petting Zoo
* Pork Scratchings
* Bouncy Castle
* Itchy, flaky scalp
* Pub quiz
* Al Jolson makeover
* A drink of beer
* The Fabulous Nicorettes, featuring "Gypsy"
* Sheep dip
* Surprise reunion with estranged relative (book yours now)
There's no spare beds left at Rockets HQ, but you can get a single posh kip around here for £25. I've already had some very pleasing RSVPs: let yours be the next. Email me or post below with expressions of interest, surprise, milk &c. Just come as you are, fool.

I really want to come, but alas I cannot. To get me and the missus to Cambs would involve a journey of almost 6 hours and would cost plenty of pounds. I think it was almost 80 per person for a return. Then to add Bondage & Buggery on top of that would have crippled us financially.
Please don't don't take my absense as a sign that I wouldn't jump your tiny bones and abscond with you the minute Fash's back was turned.
Posted by: Speedwolf at mars 14, 2006 02:02 PMMy tiny bones, yesterday
Posted by: Rosy at mars 14, 2006 03:16 PMHave a nicely forked up birthday.
Make sure everything you eat is COOKED PROPERLY.
Tom
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What Tom.
Posted by: Rosy at mars 14, 2006 09:37 PMHe said *crudely fashions a loudhailer from a broadsheet*:
Have a nicely forked up birthday.
Make sure everything you eat is COOKED PROPERLY.
COOKED.
PRO-PER-LY.
Tom
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Yes, but I meant "What Tom" as in,
Poacher:"...and that 'uns for my pot"
Withnail:"What pot?!"
I don't know you, Tom, but I will never forget you.
Posted by: Rosy at mars 16, 2006 02:06 PMSubject: What Pot?
Hi all,
I have two humbuckers for my project guitar, and I want a push/push pot for
my volume control. However, no where seems to do a 500k audio taper (log)
push/push pot. So my choices are:
(a) 500k push/push linear taper pot
(b) 250k push/push log pot
(c) 500k push/pull log pot
I'd rather have a push/push, but will a 500k linear, or a 250k log sounds
stupid with 2 humbuckers?
Cheers,
Rikki
More Dadaesque poetry soon coming soon.
Posted by: Skin Therapy at mars 18, 2006 08:17 PMR U jolly?
Posted by: Rosy at mars 18, 2006 11:15 PM250k log?
He's big, but not that big.
Posted by: Dare at mars 19, 2006 01:20 PMI shall not be attending having only recently recovered from acute death.
Say Hi to Drinky Crow.
Happy wotsit and all that.
Posted by: Jim at mars 23, 2006 11:15 PMI'm coming.
Posted by: Jamie at mars 26, 2006 06:16 PMAce! I thought I could smell Oxo.
Posted by: Rosy at mars 26, 2006 07:25 PMWell I completely chaffed up here didn't I? Will make it up to you.
Luverly Woodring pic btw.
Posted by: air at avril 10, 2006 08:08 PM