juillet 03, 2007
bumper honk
Today I invented a list of pretend bumper stickers, although I can't take credit for "Honk" and "Baby", and "Mewl" is a private joke for a chum.
Skid if you're a flid
Do a 180 degree turn in the road using forward and reverse gears if you trim your toenails with garden shears
Inflate your airbag if you're married to an old hag
Fumble in the glove compartment if you're crap in the bed department
Cop me a feel if you've sold your spare wheel
etc etc etc
Make a crap joke if you've just done a boak.
Posted by: Matt at juillet 15, 2007 10:38 PM(Via the medium of honking your horn in Morse code.)
Posted by: Matt at juillet 15, 2007 10:39 PMI like this one. It's more my style.
Slam on your brakes, if your pants are full of snakes.
Honk your horn, if you're addicted to porn.
Honk your horn, if you wish you'd never been born.
I could go on.
Perhaps not.
Posted by: Deacon Gusset at juillet 26, 2007 09:23 AMDeacon, that's a rap. You're the next Sid Snot.
Posted by: Rosy at juillet 27, 2007 03:27 PM